Bob the Gorilla has been updated! Read about what happens when he is buzzed by a squadron of MiG-29s! wanna see a flying monkey? click here!
I have new pictures as well. On my paintball site. Don't worry, nobody's naked.
the reason i am the naked prophet? In the year that Tartan came to Ashdod, when Sargon the king of Assyria sent him, and he fought against Ashdod and took it; at that time the LORD spoke by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, "Go, and take the sackcloth from off your loins, and take off your sandals from your feet." He did so, walking naked and barefoot. The LORD said, "Like as my servant Isaiah has walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and a wonder concerning Egypt and concerning Ethiopia; so shall the king of Assyria lead away the captives of Egypt, and the exiles of Ethiopia, young and old, naked and barefoot, and with buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt." The book of Isaiah, chapter 20, verses 1-4.
i am a student at the University of Missouri - Rolla. the best part of it is the food. the cafeteria rocks. okay, so it is only marginally nifty. alright, it really, REALLY sucks. i just ate a Little Debbie fudge brownie, the one with the little nuts on it.
oh yeah, and i get to build a model airplane in my aerospace design class. it's free, except for the $12,000 i pay to go to UMR. come to think of it, it's a pretty expensive balsa wood airplane. pretty darn expensive. this is where i put all the weird stuff i write and create. from the dark maelstrom of my own id to your computer, these interesting thingies are interesting (and redundant). you won't understand my email unless you listen to five iron frenzy. email me. i am the naked prophet. tell me how cool i am. |