The Naked Prophet (and other marginally somethings)
nifty online comics!
Paintball page (oooooh. aaaaah.)
Paintball tech/theories
enter the maelstrom of lexicomania...
Bob the Gorilla and other pets
The Microeconomics Adventure of Bob the Gorilla
Bob the Eskimo
Electronics!!!
Bands I listen to
mesendmailtowant youwiseothernot youwouldherecome
The resume of myself
Pictures
Jokes!
cool TV shows

hey.

this is the naked prophet. i don't know why you are here. the only reason i am making this site is because i don't want to write my chem lab report. (update)i haven't had a chemistry class in two years.  i just finished my homework.  now i'm doing nothing.  except now i'm updating this website.  which isn't quite nothing.(/update)

Here's a hint! try hovering the mouse over a picture to see the caption. they're funny, if you take the time to look...


Bob the Gorilla has been updated! Read about what happens when he is buzzed by a squadron of MiG-29s!

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

wanna see a flying monkey? click here!



I have new pictures as well. On my paintball site. Don't worry, nobody's naked.

the reason i am the naked prophet?

In the year that Tartan came to Ashdod, when Sargon the king of Assyria sent him, and he fought against Ashdod and took it; at that time the LORD spoke by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, "Go, and take the sackcloth from off your loins, and take off your sandals from your feet." He did so, walking naked and barefoot. The LORD said, "Like as my servant Isaiah has walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and a wonder concerning Egypt and concerning Ethiopia; so shall the king of Assyria lead away the captives of Egypt, and the exiles of Ethiopia, young and old, naked and barefoot, and with buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt."

The book of Isaiah, chapter 20, verses 1-4.

i am a student at the University of Missouri - Rolla. the best part of it is the food. the cafeteria rocks. okay, so it is only marginally nifty. alright, it really, REALLY sucks.  i just ate a Little Debbie fudge brownie, the one with the little nuts on it.
 
oh yeah, and i get to build a model airplane in my aerospace design class.  it's free, except for the $12,000 i pay to go to UMR.  come to think of it, it's a pretty expensive balsa wood airplane.  pretty darn expensive.

this is where i put all the weird stuff i write and create. from the dark maelstrom of my own id to your computer, these interesting thingies are interesting (and redundant).

you won't understand my email unless you listen to five iron frenzy.

email me. i am the naked prophet. tell me how cool i am.

Here is part of the saga of Bob the Gorilla.  Read about Bob on this site...

Check back later to find more photos of police brutality against disadvantaged gorillas!

my stuffs

what is up funky "G," man? check out my paintball page.

maybe someday i will change this site. i doubt it though. unless i have another chem lab to write up and can't think of any other way to procrastinate.

(now i am supposed to be writing fortran. too bad i can't write a website in fortran. maybe i should have taken an html class...)
 
i have since found many, many things to procrastinate from.  however, counterstrike is a bit more engaging than editing a site.  however again, my computer only gets 6-8 frames per second on 300x400 resolution, so cstrike gets kinda boring when all i do is die...  (update)since they came out with the new version, i can't play at all.  my computer is too slow to run it at all now.  so i uninstalled to make room for... AutoCAD!!!!!  it's more fun anyway, and it's almost as big of an install.(/update) (updater)i got a new harddrive.  so i could theoretically install counterstrike again, and die at 6 frames per second.  i actually did pretty well for how much my computer sucks.(/updater)

like anyone will visit. hahahahaha. ha. maniacal laughter. and other noises that make people think they are in a poorly made mad scientist movie. but maybe there is a guestbook in the dungeon...