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The Naked Prophet (and other marginally somethings)

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this is where you start to be scared and think "i wonder what would happen if i put string cheese in a motorized pencil sharpener"...

i am old enough for most things. i don't do them. i am a college student. i am not married yet. if i was rich i would be eccentric. i am not rich. i don't have a job yet. i think i will get a job as a dj on a local radio station to supplement my inexistent income.

i have been working on satellite propulsion. i improved Micro-Pulsed Plasma Thrusters. (even updater than that)i got hired by NASA Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville to design a Deep Space Test Bed for Cosmic Ray research. that's what i'll be doing this summer(/updater).

i grew up in strafford, MO (aka super redneck hickville). i lived in Kansas for a while, about 58 miles west of the tree. i may later include pictures of myself, as soon as i get one. i don't know if anyone would want to see me though. i look kinda funny (especially with my disco hat).

i don't have a job. look at the flying monkey.
maybe some day i will build rockets that will send the first men to mars. no monkeys allowed, though. unless they bring string cheese.

things that are spiffy

some nifty movies:

vertigo, charade, every girl should be married, rocketman, good burger, x-men, mystery men, Army of Darkness (this is my BOOMSTICK!!!) and i will add others as soon as i think of them.

oh, there's The Flight of the Phoenix, Hell is for Heroes, and oh crap i forgot the other good one i saw recently. maybe i should make a page with all the good movies i've seen.

my favorite bands:

Third Day, Audio Adrenaline, the Orange County Supertones, Fold Zandura, Mortal, jars of clay, newsboys, switchfoot, FIF, the normals, Hokus Pick (BOOKABOOM!), between thieves, grammatrain, stavesacre