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Objective: To find a fulfilling career that makes the best use of my skills and entertains me until I can find something else to do. Experience String Cheese Sharpener
Sharps Cheddar Co.
I used my superior cheese handling skills to sharpen string cheese. This included picking up the cheese and holding it while simultaneously holding a sharpening device. I also completed a major project, a replica of a Roman javelin made of prime aged Romano. Monkey Hanger
Swingin' Simians Inc.
I invented the company motto: "If that's the tree that swings your monkey's cheese wheel, that's the shoe your neighbor has to walk a mile in after he drops the other one."
I also successfully resolved a potential public relations nightmare, the arguably famous "Wisconsin Ebola Outbreak." Visual Matter Deficiency Creator
Holy Cow Enterprises
I stared holes in people and related cattle. |
